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@bitemenewyorkcity on Instagram: "Had this spot on my list for a while. Was scouting nearby so popped in for a quick bite and holy God I cannot wait to get back. Some of the best dogs I ever ate. Natural casing dogs cooked slowly on a flat top. Result was not just a snap but an actual crunch when you bite into them. They were crispy dogs. A dab of cheese and mustard, crisp raw onions and chili with a serious kick just came together beautifully. And birch beer too? This spot was perfection. #HotDogs #NewJersey"

6 likes, 0 comments - bitemenewyorkcity on September 26, 2026: "Had this spot on my list for a while. Was scouting nearby so popped in for a quick bite and holy God I cannot wait to get back. Some of the best dogs I ever ate. Natural casing dogs cooked slowly on a flat top. Result was not just a snap but an actual crunch when you bite into them. They were crispy dogs. A dab of cheese and mustard, crisp raw onions and chili with a serious kick just came together beautifully. And birch beer too? This spot was perfection. #HotDogs #NewJersey".

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